Crap Name of the Week #1

Welcome to the inaugural edition of Crap Name of the Week! In this fascinating and indeed important series, we will be ridiculing characters with terrible, terrible names and, more importantly, the player-idiots who created them. We begin with…

Amagawd - this is a crap name

There is simply no justification for this. “Amagawd” is not just a bad name, which it definitely is – for anything – but it’s a shitty word in general. You may disagree. Trendy internet people will tell you that this is your right, that you are entitled to your crazy opinions. But this is not the case.

You’ll note that the auction house here is not empty. It’s actually fairly busy over at Auctioneer Lympkin’s plinth. The heady mix of hideous dwarven woman and embarrassingly named character is too much to bear for most of the patrons. Even the cask feels pity for him. Surely he would also have moved away, were he not an inanimate wooden container.

What do you think? Is this person a fool? Feel free to disagree incorrectly in the comments.

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