Once again due to my never decreasing workload GotF comes to you a tad late! But lets not worry about such technicalities and enjoy this fortnights featured guild Outlaws Torn.

I want to take this opportunity to encourage all Guilds out there to put up your guild listings by filling in our guild listings form remember to tick the magic box at the bottom to be featured as our Guild of the Fortnight!

Who are you then?

We’re the Outlaws, we’ve probably killed you at some point. We’re also very, very old, kind of laid back and the ones who most alliance run away from in Wintergrasp (stop doing that!)

What is the story behind your guild name?

The founders are heavy metal fans and were inspired by Metallica.

PvP or PvE?

Both, we wouldn’t have prospered for 5 years if we limited ourselves.

Horde or Alliance?

Everything for the glory of the Horde! Do not underestimate us…

10 man or 25 man?

25 man so someone else can cover Rock’s slack. Both are fun enough to schedule time for, though!

Social or Hardcore?

Social, people think we’re hardcore because we don’t talk to a lot of people. The truth is we just don’t like them!

Loots or Laughs?

Some of us are ancient and now have 10 tiers of gear cluttering our bank, 9 of them worthless for what we do now. What else can you do but laugh?

Arena or Battlegrounds?

We’ve got some of the finest arena teams around, but I think we mostly prefer battlegrounds where we can continue drinking while we step on ugly little gnomes and cross-dressers.

Eastern Kingdom or Kalimdor?

Kalimdor of course! The lush plains of Mulgore, the beauty of Feralas and Moonglade, the epic trek back to Razorfen Downs after a senseless death. Oh wait, they fixed that…? Anyway, Eastern Kingdoms has too many dwarves and meat farms (human towns).

Describe your guild in 3 words

Never on time

Best wipe ever?

That’s an odd one! We have a strong tradition of wiping on progress bosses at 0.2-1% before killing them on “the last try” so I guess Putricide was the best one so far. Our healers do have an impressive killing blow record, and at least a handful of our kills have been “last man standing” events which we’ve started giving scout badges for.

Funniest moment ever?

“GUYS! GUYS! MY NEIGHBOURS WERE HAVING SEX! SO I WATCHED THEM FROM MY GARDEN WITH MY MUM!”

“Thanks for that, we just wiped”

“Well we only watched them for 15 minutes! Now I’m going again, bye”

Why should people join you?

Because we got rid of that guy! Nah, seriously we’re pretty cool but we just don’t care very much about reputation or world firsts. We do well and have people all around Europe who all love each other and get on great, with a solid core of leaders who have always been here and survived everything we’ve faced. Now that we’re preparing for the great Cataclysm and the changes to everything we love we’re looking forward to another brilliant future of not caring particularly much.

Visit www.outlaws-torn.com for more information and to apply.

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