Once again patch day comes around and people seem to find it so bloody difficult to read the patch notes whilst they wait for the download. Instead we get the trade spam of “where is this?”

“what happened to that?” I’m positive I’m not the only on

e who at times such as these vacates

the cities and hides in a corner of Azeroth rocking manically and wishing for it all to be over.

So please feel free to copy this macro:

/2 Visit www.emeralddreamers.co.uk as you are clearly to stupid to read the patch notes and read “Patch notes for dummies” but only if your not so stupid that you can’t read.

/2 Where’s the Frozen Orb dude?

Frozo the Renowned has moved into the Dalaran Magus Commerce Exchange and will be trading your Frozen Orbs for various other trade goods. He can be found flying on a magic carpet (why can he fly in Dalaran and I bloody can’t!)

/2 Why am I not getting Battleground marks?

Blizzard have done away with Battleground marks, but have no fear the ones you currently have can be exchanged for 185 honour per mark at any of the battleground quest givers. Be warned though, you can only exchange them in stacks of 10 so it may take you a bit of time to trade them all.

/2 Why am I getting more honour?

The amount of Honour awarded for an Honourable Kill has been increased by 100% for characters of all levels. This change will effectively double the amount of Honour received from Honourable Kills, or for completing Battleground and Wintergrasp objectives.

/2 I have done the Raid Weekly twice ner ner ner ner nerrrr

Well bully for you…. All weekly quests will now reset during each region’s scheduled maintenance, rather than at a single global time so it won’t happen again.

/2 My Mechanostriders sounds different?

Summoning any of these mounts is now perfectly mechanical-sounding! Thank god they fixed that, I maybe tempted to ride mine

again.

/2 Some stuff isn’t on cooldown anymore?

Creating Titansteel Bar no longer results in a cooldown and the cooldown and location requirements have been removed from creating Moonshroud, Spellweave and Ebonweave.

If these abilities are on cooldown when the patch is applied, players must wait for the cooldown to expire naturally before it is permanently removed.

These are just a few of the changes, to read all the patch notes visit here!!

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