Greetings! Cynicism here and before you ask, yes, the name is appropriate. I didn’t look up a random word in a dictionary and come across it like some people you see in game who have a name that looks cool but probably means ‘Sanitary Towel’ in Swahili. I’m here to write about the world-class raiding community from a personal point of view as most people have become tired of being curled in the foetal position in a darkened corner while I rant. Hopefully you will enjoy this rather mild introduction to these articles and will be prompted to read the next ones as they come out. Please be assured that it will most likely only get worse as it goes on so have a stiff drink at the ready and let us begin!
World firsts and what makes those who achieve them different?
World firsts are pretty much the ultimate accolade of the PvE part of WoW. They’re not only representative of being the first to achieve a boss kill but they also show the dedication and determination of the players who have achieved it.
As you would expect, not everybody can expect to get a world first. Primarily as only one first place can be claimed but also most/all of the players who achieve them have been subjected to the rather intensive application process.
One of the most striking parts of this process is when you begin reading the application form. Many, if not all, of the world-class guilds require their raiders to have ‘good control over their personal lives’. This level of dedication rules most players out there and then. Some may read this as being ‘you will have nothing in your life other than the game’ and that is simply not the case (it’s a very common misconception in fact), it just means that come patch release day you will have time booked off work (or something similar) so that you are available for a prolonged period to start clearing the new content.
Having control over your personal life is by no means a guarantee that you’re in, it’s merely preamble! As you fill in the form you will be asked very probing questions about your spec, gear choices and glyph choices as well as other things associated with the way that you play. Some guilds will even expect you as a raider to be an active member of the theorycrafting community (Ensidia being one example of such a guild).
Provided you have passed all of these initial hurdles and have made a good impression you are likely to be offered a trial with the guild. In the words of Nefarian; ‘Let the games begin’! As you raid with your new guild you will be watched by the class leader(s) for rotation as well as by everyone in case you make some subtle yet colossal mistake. As this is the world-class level, you will be held EXTREMELY accountable for mistakes and actions, particularly since the introduction of limited attempts.
If you do a good job and pass your trial then congratulations! You are now a world-class raider! As you would expect that is not necessarily an end to the proving yourself. As you’re now bearing the banner of the guild your behaviour etc. will reflect upon them as well as yourself as well as continually fighting with your fellow raiders for spots.
Just being in a world class guild doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to get a world first (shockingly it takes work) and leads to the interesting bit of world firsts; the race.
The best examples of world firsts are from the Wrath of the Lich King expansion as only recent kills are recorded on the various websites that track guild progression.
The obvious suggestion for a world first would be the Lich King 25 man heroic. As this fight was subject to the limited attempts it is not very fair to use it as so many factors could ensure an attempt was lost before it was started properly. However for the sake of those who may not know or keep tabs on these things; the first 3 Lich King heroic kills were claimed by Paragon (EU-Lightning’s Blade), For the Horde (EU-Nazjatar) and Ensidia (EU-Tarren Mill).
Ulduar was the final raid of the Lich King expansion that was not prey to limited attempts and so probably serves as the best example. Supposedly it took Ensidia over 300 attempts to get Firefighter on 25 man (which earned them the world first on it) which is impressive/demented depending on your view point. Throughout the Lich King expansion there hasn’t been one guild that has consistently been getting world firsts it has been a series of guilds. Some have come and gone, others have remained at the forefront and some have appeared from absolutely nowhere and stolen kills at the last moment! The table below very briefly sums up who got what world first (for hard modes) in Ulduar just to illustrate how varied the winners were.
| Achievement | Guild (server) |
| Yogg-Saron (Alone in the Darkness) | Stars (TW-Crystalspine Stinger) |
| Algalon the Observer | Ensidia (EU-Tarren Mill) |
| I love the smell of saronite in the morning | Irae AoD (EU- Mug’thol) |
| Firefighter | Ensidia (EU-Tarren Mill) |
| Knock, knock, knock on wood | Inner Sanctum (EU-Silvermoon) |
| Lose your illusion | Inner Sanctum (EU-Silvermoon) |
| I could say that this cache was rare | Inner Sanctum (EU-Silvermoon) |
As you can see it was very varied in the end and as far as I am concerned this is a good thing as it keeps things interesting. It would be pretty boring to just see one guild getting all of the world firsts, let’s face it. ‘No king rules forever’ being a particularly applicable quote.
Next time I will be writing about what some of these world-class guilds are prepared to do to get a world first. That’s right everyone! I am mounting my very high horse and will be speaking about cheating! Gareth, get my ruler! There are some hides to be tanned!
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First off, nice article.
I’ve always been a naysayer on hardcore (not to mention world class) raiding guilds, simply due to that green eyed tormentor: envy.
I wish I could dedicate hours and hours of my life to having fun, but sadly due to a wife who is a doctor and works awful shifts, and 2 kids, I get to play regularly maybe two nights a week.
Thing is though, I’m not miserable about the fact… just slightly bemused.
I mean, let’s say Cataclysm sucks or a new AMAZING game is released and WOW loses it’s following.
How many years will people have lost on WOW, and, more importantly, what do they have to show for it? A virtual cache of pixels and a rusted proto drake to hover on over the Dalaran fountain. Whoopee.
How many university degrees have been lost, or exams failed, due to WOW?
The way I see it, my situation is perfect: I have a stable family life (contrary to anything I post in The Bonzo Chronicles, which is artistic license), and I have a solid job.
I play 2 nights a week, but I view these occasions as incredibly importanty social events: we (mostly) all drink ourselves silly, wipe on trash yet pwn difficult bosses, and have an absolute whale of a time – I’m often asked to keep the noise down by the missus who is upstairs with the doors shut.
So compare a really amazing evening drinking and having fun with mates to the stressful 25 man raid where the guild leader is yelling at you and the pressure is on to perform perfectly or you’re kicked.
Some people may prefer the latter, but for now I think I’ll stick to Twenty Percent Sober.
Still, I wouldn’t mind a *little* more time to play…
Cheers for the coment Bonzo
I play very regularly (most nights in fact) and I would rather spend a night wiping and having a laugh than being screamed at farming stuff. Tbh this article is a rather friendly introduction to my thoughts and as the series (loose use of that term) unfolds the opinion and its expression will become a bit *ahem* sharper
Nice article buddy. I’m unlucky enough to know you in real life but I have developed a great anti rant filter
. Joking aside, great read and look forward to more mate.
Onwards and upwards.
Hehe.
Indeed, an evening of booze and laughs with the drunken bums I call friends is far preferable to some spotty teenager yelling at me over Teamspeak. But as I said, each to his (or her) own.
Good luck with the series – I look forward to reading more.
I liked the article… Reminded me about how good our own application process is: “Name 3 different MALT whiskies (do not have to be single malt)… Do you know how to find the bar in Dalaran?… Which is more important: Getting another drink or keeping the whole raid alive?”
Personally: I say grats and good luck to people who achieve world firsts. It’s not for me, but I can understand why they do it. I mean… why walk to the north pole? When you get back all you have is a few photos and a few less fingers/toes/todger. It is what it is, an achievement and ultimately it is personal no matter how public it might be.