Bonzo is reminiscing for us this week, fed up of the FAILPUGs and things hitting HIM in the face (that’s the wrong way round) Bonzo casts his mind back to happier times……….. or were they!<
Tales from the Dream: Old Skool Cowabunga
Tales from the Dream: Bonzo meets FAILPUG
Bonzo is back from his trumatic seaside trip and ready to hit things in the face, enter Dungeon finder, exit sanity. Lets see what our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to taking part in the live version of FAILP
UG.
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Tales from the Dream: Holiday cowthong and lil'Bonz
After an un avoidable [Fucking Massive Wall of Fiery Death] Bonzo has taken some time out for some self love, purchased a very fetching cowthong and journey down for a sweet seaside break in STV. Lets see what our unlikely he
ro of the Horde got up to this time, lets hope he doesn’t get sunburn *sniff sniff mmmmm the smell of roasting beef yum.*
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Tales from the Dream: MOAR Bonzo!
This is my favourite chronicle, but there are quite a few inside jokes, as Bonzo wrote this primarily for our guild, not really intended for the wider audience. However, I am confident you will still enjoy it.
Bonzo mentioned in
his previous comment, that “Unleashed” is the guild’s scapegoat, ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING that goes wrong, its all Pambos’ fault. So if the server is down or there are no more additional instances or gawd forbid there is no more whiskey, you can rest assured its probably Pambos’s fault.
Malignant, well really thats Mal.
Magpawacar is one of those WOW Fortune 500 members, as you will gather! There are more, but I am sure you want to get started on reading what Bonzo, our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to this time.
More from Bonzo, our unlikely hero of the Horde
Bonzo returns he has recovered from his identity crisis, his battle wounds from Icec
rown Citadel
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Rocket bears eating powder pancake suprise!
Introduction from the ED: Prue’s crazy endeavours have featured highly on Emerald Dreamers recently, he has kindly offered to do a running report of his 10 man achievement group for Icecrown Citadel, full of hints, tips and giggles along the
way. This first post covers all the ICC boss fights and will elaborate on these and the hard mode achievements over the following weeks!
Seeing as this will be my first blog entry, covering our weekly ICC 10 man run, this one might end up being a pretty long write-up since we are already a few weeks in. The content will mostly be about the individual boss achievements, since these are our main priority, and the upcoming hard modes, coupled with – hopefully – some witty remarks and funny incidents along the way. With insanity tribute runs on farm very early on we have been aching to get some new challenges for our 10 man setup and without having tried any of Icecrown Citadel on the PTR it has so far been a refreshing experience compared to its gap-filling predecessor.
Tales from the Dream: Bonzo Returns
Our unlikely hero of the Horde returns from his daring feats in the Icecrown Citadel a.k.a S&M Barbie Pal
ace. Unfortunately our brave “cow” is suffering from an identity crisis. (It must have been all that thinking about Sylvanas, camels and hamsters!)
The Bonzo Chronicles part 2 : written by Bonzo himself
Warning : Once again contains rude words
Tauren Warrior
The thing is, I’m a cow. Deep down I know this to be true. I may walk and talk and beat the crap out of things with pointy sticks, but I’m still a cow. And I’m an angry cow. I don’t suffer fools. Or people I dislike. There are lots of those types around.
So my point?
Well, my point is that I’m a cow who can do stuff. I’m evolved. I don’t just eat grass all day and shit down my legs. I have the ability to think. Well, to a certain extent. But not only am I a cow, I’m a cow who inhabits other people’s bodies!
What does this all mean? It means, my friends, that there’s magic in the air. Magic and witchcraft.
Tales from the Dream: Introducing the “Bonzo Chronicles”
Recently there has been this massive eruption of creativity spurting all over our guild’s forums (I want to know what exactly are they all drinking?) Machinimia, some fantasy writing and now a creative take on Icecrown Citadel, which I have begged a
nd pleaded with the author to publish for all of you Dreamers. Its long but well worth the read!
You may know him you may not know him but now he is most definitely an unlikely hero “For the Horde”
