Bonzo is reminiscing for us this week, fed up of the FAILPUGs and things hitting HIM in the face (that’s the wrong way round) Bonzo casts his mind back to happier times……….. or were they! Lets see what our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to when he was just a little calf.
Tales from the Dream: Bonzo meets FAILPUG
Bonzo is back from his trumatic seaside trip and ready to hit things in the face, enter Dungeon finder, exit sanity. Lets see what our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to taking part in the live version of FAILPUG.
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Tales from the Dream: Holiday cowthong and lil’Bonz
After an un avoidable [Fucking Massive Wall of Fiery Death] Bonzo has taken some time out for some self love, purchased a very fetching cowthong and journey down for a sweet seaside break in STV. Lets see what our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to this time, lets hope he doesn’t get sunburn *sniff sniff mmmmm the smell of roasting beef yum.*
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Devil’s Advocate – Class Balance
Now we get to something that brings everyone’s blood to a boil at least once. Class Balance. The balance of barricades, the seesaw of strength, the whack-a-mole of warfare, like the game Lights Out.
FAILPUG! Heals? I’m a BLOOD DK!
Ahh the daily Heroic. Fifteen minutes of relaxed pew pew to get my 2 shiny Frost Badges. But alas, all is not well with today’s run. Today we get… the jerk tank.
Now the jerk tank is a peculiar species, it is a jerk and it is a tank. Hence the name: jerk tank. But you can’t just kick him cause the group needs tank. But what happens when a fight occurs between tank and healer? This is what happened.
Bad aunts: Embarrassing problem
I am pleased to introduce you to our resident “Bad Aunt” no problem is to big or small for them to tackle, so many poor souls out there in Azeroth have no vent for their issues or concerns, but now thanks to Emerald Dreamers you have a helping hand or a shoulder to cry on. Send in your problems to contact@emeralddreamers.co.uk



