Bonzo is reminiscing for us this week, fed up of the FAILPUGs and things hitting HIM in the face (that’s the wrong way round) Bonzo casts his mind back to happier times……….. or were they! Lets see what our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to when he was just a little calf.
The Horde are angered!
It seems Alliance have pissed off the Horde a little more than normal, never adhering to the “Keep off the grass” signs in Oggy and behaving in a totally inappropriate way, finally one has cracked, (although we all know he cracked a long time ago!) Recent Alliance defector Awoken has issued a call to arms on both Horde and Alliance sides for some good old fashion World PvP funnage. In his own words I present to you Awoken!
Tales from the Dream: Bonzo meets FAILPUG
Bonzo is back from his trumatic seaside trip and ready to hit things in the face, enter Dungeon finder, exit sanity. Lets see what our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to taking part in the live version of FAILPUG.
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Tales from the Dream: MOAR Bonzo!
This is my favourite chronicle, but there are quite a few inside jokes, as Bonzo wrote this primarily for our guild, not really intended for the wider audience. However, I am confident you will still enjoy it.
Bonzo mentioned in his previous comment, that “Unleashed” is the guild’s scapegoat, ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING that goes wrong, its all Pambos’ fault. So if the server is down or there are no more additional instances or gawd forbid there is no more whiskey, you can rest assured its probably Pambos’s fault.
Malignant, well really thats Mal.
Magpawacar is one of those WOW Fortune 500 members, as you will gather! There are more, but I am sure you want to get started on reading what Bonzo, our unlikely hero of the Horde got up to this time.
More from Bonzo, our unlikely hero of the Horde
Bonzo returns he has recovered from his identity crisis, his battle wounds from Icecrown Citadel have all been attended to by The Royal Apothecary Society, everything is ship shape, or is it?
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Tales from the Dream: Bonzo Returns
Our unlikely hero of the Horde returns from his daring feats in the Icecrown Citadel a.k.a S&M Barbie Palace. Unfortunately our brave “cow” is suffering from an identity crisis. (It must have been all that thinking about Sylvanas, camels and hamsters!)
The Bonzo Chronicles part 2 : written by Bonzo himself
Warning : Once again contains rude words
Tauren Warrior
The thing is, I’m a cow. Deep down I know this to be true. I may walk and talk and beat the crap out of things with pointy sticks, but I’m still a cow. And I’m an angry cow. I don’t suffer fools. Or people I dislike. There are lots of those types around.
So my point?
Well, my point is that I’m a cow who can do stuff. I’m evolved. I don’t just eat grass all day and shit down my legs. I have the ability to think. Well, to a certain extent. But not only am I a cow, I’m a cow who inhabits other people’s bodies!
What does this all mean? It means, my friends, that there’s magic in the air. Magic and witchcraft.
